Publishers To Display “In-Game Purchases” On Future Releases

In a solid slap on the wrist, North American video game censorship tribunal the Entertainment Software Rating Board (ESRB) has announced that publishers opting to include in-game purchases in full priced releases must own their dirty deeds by way of a disclaimer.

41-year-old Helen from Albany voiced agreement in the ruling stating that “it’s all just gambling” and that the Xbox would be heading to Cash Converters over the weekend.

CEO of Electronic Arts, Andrew Wilson, commented that he was “skeptical” of the decision, speculating that the publisher’s latest release, Star Wars Battlefront II, may soon be exclusive to pokie rooms.

Born and bred in the heart of King Country, NZ, Reagan had but one thing to do with his time: game.